We clean up after ourselves.

(the review title was a reference to The Simpsons, ahahaha)

Okay, in all seriousness, it really does feel like I'm wearing nothing at all. I actually forget they're even there sometimes!

I did have to go a size up, at the recommendation of the folks at cottonique. But still, it's a perfect fit.

I've had no problems with them at all so far-- no itchy, painful red marks on my skin, and they're nice & breathable.

I have multiple allergies, to spandex, elastane, and most man made fabrics. I am finally able to get of the steroid cream.

These bikini briefs are very comfortable. They don't dig into your legs and they don't slide down.

Just perhaps size up one size since I'm almost always a small so I was thinking I would be a size 4, though it was the medium size 5 that did not dig into me a little (although the small size 4 is fine enough to wear still, but the medium size 5 is the actual right fit). The what size are you button on this website is actually accurate then, at least in my case. I bought the colors in brown and blue. The blue looked as I expected (as it looked blue, with a tinge of gray to make it look like a stormy blue), though the brown is definitely more gray in tone than I expected it would be; it's like a touch of brown overall to what is mostly gray seeming, if that matters to you.

Love these! Made to last and so gentle on the skin

I am so glad I can trust my underwear to be the healthiest possible. I want as little synthetic in my clothes as possible.
For my tiny waist and a larger bottom, size 5 is best (size 4 too tight, size 6 ok but a bit large).

Very soft and comfortable

So glad I came across this brand, it's been a game changer for my sensitive skin. Highly recommend for anyone with eczema.

Exactly like it was described

I have a latex allergy. Really great to be able to order some briefs that don't give me a rash